Believe it or not but one Russian company has recently announced production of the latest version of micro calculator. You'll be amazed! The latest Russian technologies have been applied and embodied in this device. Wanna have a look? See the picture below:
It has (believe it or not) a COM and an LPT ports:
Another pic of such a nano-technological masterpiece:
So let's give it a standing ovation - Russians beat their computing rivals by producing a Russian-size microcalculator!
PS And, of course, to assure you we don't lie: here is the link to more pictures of this device